|I want my damn own flat again
||[Aug. 2nd, 2007|12:47 am]
|||||feuer frei - rammstein||]|
Mother dearest is of to Italy for a week and yours truly has been given a list of do's and don'ts...mostly don'ts.
I believe my mother has a distinct lack of faith in me as some of the don'ts are "Don't try and dry your laundry in the oven"
"Don't cook beef burgers in the toaster"
I know I have done some pretty daft things under the influence but....come on seriously...stop laughing!