el_burracho (el_burracho) wrote,

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I want my damn own flat again

Mother dearest is of to Italy for a week and yours truly has been given a list of do's and don'ts...mostly don'ts.

I believe my mother has a distinct lack of faith in me as some of the don'ts are "Don't try and dry your laundry in the oven"
"Don't cook beef burgers in the toaster"

I know I have done some pretty daft things under the influence but....come on seriously...stop laughing!
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